While you’re waiting for your Third Dawn Alpha (ALPHA – ALPHA not BETA – no I do not have a time machine and have warped forward in time to bring you less-buggy CDs for a silly contest) you can read Xena Dragon of UO Stratics’ account of his adventures in a curiously dimensional Britannia.
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