Lazy? of COURSE we’re lazy, we’re game developers! I’m suprised you didn’t know this about game development — most game developers typically only work about 3 or 4 hours out of any given week. The rest of the time we spend watching movies, hanging out by the pool, and basking in the endless praise of our readily-satisfied fanbase.
I’ll let ya in on a secret, too. All that stuff about crunch mode, sleepless nights, thankless tasks, wasted youth…? Lies! All lies. We’re just one small part of an industry-wide conspiracy to garner undeserved sympathy. I’m kinda surprised you fell for it, actually. I mean we’re making GAMES. How hard could that be?
I guess the cat’s out of the bag now, though, huh… Oh well. If you’ll excuse me, it’s just about nap time. See ya.
SHHH don’t wake him